Strange Utah Laws

We’ve all been there. Whale fishing off of horseback on the Provo River with your cousin (who is harassing ducks) when you are suddenly hit with a snowball. You suspect it’s a spy your wife sent because she knows you love your cousin and counting down the years until you are 65 and can marry her. You finally see the unkept spy that looks like he uses gun powder to cure his headaches. He also looks like a guy you saw throw a rock at public transportation a few weeks ago. You decide to not pay attention to him and turn your attention back to your hot cousin you fantasize dancing in public with her when you witness your wife murder you. Your legacy will go on as an Utah Outlaw.